DOORZ Booze Barrel

The Booze Barrel™
(aka: “Ye Olde Drink Dispenser”)

Why pour your drink like a peasant when you could tap the barrel like a medieval barkeep with trust issues?

Introducing the Booze Barrel of Destiny™ — hand-crafted to make you feel like a pirate, a tavern keeper, or that one guy at the party who definitely peaked in his Renaissance fair phase. Whether it's whiskey, rum, wine, or questionable homemade concoctions, this majestic mini-keg is your throne-side companion.

Equipped with gold-toned bands, a wooden tap, and enough flair to make Captain Jack Sparrow raise an eyebrow, this beauty isn’t just a drink dispenser — it’s a statement. A bold, oak-y, slightly tipsy statement.

Perfect for:

• Game night with dramatic pouring flair

• Creating your own in-house speakeasy

• Pretending you're aging your drink for flavor instead of laziness